| I work for the largest private employer of Los Angeles. My salary is
funded through Uncle Sam and the American taxpayer. I help fight cancer
in ways I don't even understand.
With that said, the work I perform can be very tedious and frustrating
especially with all the repetition involved as well as the idiots that
try to run the lab. Still, I can forget all that when I get a glimpse
of downtown from the lab windows.
Here it is on a "normal" day:
And my absolute favorite:
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| OMG. I'm going to the mother eff'n Rose Bowl. Booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| This is amazing. I never even realized
I had the potential to be the hot, horny pool boy. And quite honestly,
I'm not scoring enough either.
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| The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping,
praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and
rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You
know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and
small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you,
meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart
sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
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If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new
strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them.
Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A
bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor and The Playboy.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger |
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| When I die, I want to have an awesome funeral so that everyone remembers how incredibly cool Jay was:
-I want my funeral to have an open bar AND an open casket (unless I die
a really gruesome, grisly death...in that case I'd just rather be
cremated). You can't mourn my death unless you're partying Jay style.
-I'd also like my funeral to be a swingers-style party. This means everyone
deposits their keys into a bowl and gets matched up with someone for
the after party. What better way to comfort one another than with a random hookup. This would be great because then I can play
Cupid from beyond the grave.
-Finally, I want my wake to be titled "In My Pants" so that people will forever remember the party in my pants. A BIG party.
Everyone remember this, okay? I want lots and lots of drunken debauchery after I die. And I mean a lot.
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Am I cute or am I cute? Please say I'm cute. It would've been great if I was the lamb then I'd really be Lamb Chop.
 Beloved
by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and
friendly nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their
loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an
innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart! You were almost a: Duckling or a LambYou are least like a: Bear Cub or a GroundhogWhat Cute Animal Are You? |
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